1: Are you ready for 130 questions? No, f*ck off.
2: Was your last relationship a mistake? Relationship? Ew.
3: Do you miss your last relationship? Do you miss having your penis being processed through a meat grinder?
4: Who did you last say “iloveyou” to?
5: Do you regret it? I hate you.
6: Have you ever been depressed? Me? Never!
7: Are you a boy or girl? I'm an aquatic space turtle.
8: Are you insecure? No.
9: What is your relationship status? My relationship status is f*ck you.
10: How do you want to die? I'll never die.
11: What did you last eat? Food.
12: Have you played any sports? Yes.
13: Do you bite your nails? If there is a ragged part and I can't be assed getting nail clippers.
14: When was your last physical fight? Probably March...
15: Do you have an attitude?
16: Do you like someone?
17: What is your real name? Ryan.
18: Have you ever read a book? Buy mine: http://www.amazon.co...67276912&sr=8-1
19: Are you gonna get high later? I wish.
20: Do you hate anyone at the moment? I'm not sure.
21: Do you miss someone? Yes.
22: Twirl or cut your spaghetti? Twirl or cut your d*ck?
23: Do you tan a lot? Meh.
24: Have any pets? I have a rock named Larry.
25: How exactly are you feeling? VERY bored.
26: Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? f*ck you, you f*cktarded piece of white trash.
27: Ever made out in a bathroom? I wish.
28: Good driver? Totes.
29: Are you scared of spiders? Spiders are scared of me.
30: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Maybe.
31: Do you regret anything from your past? No regrets.
32: What are your plans for this weekend? Put ground up babies in plastic bags.
33: Do you want to have kids? I'm not sure.
34: Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? No.
35: Do you type fast? Relatively.
36: Do you have piercings? No.
37: Want anymore? No.
38: Can you spell well? f*ck you.
39: Do you miss anyone from your past? Don't think so.
40: What are you craving right now? Food.
41: Ever been to a bonfire party? I might have...
42: Ever had a silly band? Go fist yourself.
43: Have you ever been on a horse? Yes.
44: Kissed someone in a pick up truck? I wish.
45: Have you ever broken someones heart? Don't think so.
46: Have you ever been cheated on? Nope.
47: Have you ever made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Nope.
48: Are you thinking of someone right now?
I mean, maybe.
49: Would you live with someone without marrying them? Why the f*ck not?
50: What should you be doing? I don't know, studying?
51: Whats irritating you right now? My asshole itches.
52: Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
53: Does somebody love you? How the f*ck would I know?
54: What is your favorite color? Blue, purple or red.
55: Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Several times.
56: Milk chocolate or white chocolate? Milk chocolate.
57: Do you have trust issues? Meh.
58: Best friends name? I have no friends. I hate everyone.
59: 2nd best friends name? Go f*ck yourself.
60: 3rd best friends name? I hate you.
61: Longest relationship? 0 seconds.
62: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? All these questions are f*cking retarded.
63: Who was the last person you cried in front of? No one.
64: Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes.
65: Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forgive.
66: Is this year the best year of your life? I don't know, it's not even half way through yet.
67: What was your childhood nickname? f*ck off.
68: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? No.
69: Favorite food? I don't have favourites.
70: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Nope.
71: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
molested a squirrel.
72: Did you have dream last night? Everyone dreams EVERY night.
73: What is bothering you? Please insert a spiked dildo into your urethra.
74: Have you ever been out of state? Yes.
75: Do you play the wii? Not anymore.
76: Are you listening to music right now? Yes.
77: Do you like chinese food? Some.
78: Who are you texting right now? Nobody, I'm doing this piece of sh*t.
79: Are you afraid of the dark? No.
80: Is cheating ever okay? Oh shut up you f*cktarded piece of sh*t.
81: Are you mean? I'm a c*nt.
82: Can you keep white shoes clean? Shoes so white they can't dance.
83: What year has been your best? f*ck yourself.
84: Do you believe in true love? No.
85: Favorite weather? Warm, dark and a slight breeze.
86: Do you like the snow? Not really. I don't like cold.
87: Does it snow a lot where you live? Meh.
88: Do you like the outside? Ew.
89: Are you currently bored? No :|
90: Do you wanna get married? I don't know yet.
91: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
92: Are you hungry? Very.
93: Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? I wish.
94: What makes you happy? Finihing this.
95: Would you change your name? Maybe.
96: Ever been to Alaska? No.
97: Ever been to Hawaii? No.
98: Do you watch the news? I make the news.
99: What’s your zodiac sign? >_>
100: Do you like subway? Do you like fried chicken?
101: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Who?
102: Your best friend of the opposite s*x likes you, what do you do? Rape.
103: Do you talk like your friends? I am my only friend.
104: Why did you decide to do this quiz? Because f*ck you.
105: Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? Yes.
106: Do you have a friend of the opposite s*x who you can act your complete self around? Yes.
107: Who was the last person of the opposite s*x you talked to? Uhhhhhh I don't know.
108: Do you feel good? No.
109: Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Not answering.
110: Favorite lyrics right now? f*ck you.
111: Can you count to one million? Please just die.
112: Are your finger nails painted at the moment? Totes.
113: Favorite color(s)?
114: Favorite number? I DON'T HAVE FAVOURITES.
115: If you could pick two people your own age or younger to be stuck on a stranded island with, who would it be? Who gives a f*ck, I'd just eat them anyway.
116: Are you a hunter? Idiot.
117: Tall or short? |:
118: Favorite subject in school? Ew, school.
119: What 5 people do you trust the most? Molester.
120: Who do you think has amazing hair? Your sister.
121: Parents divorced? Were never married.
122: What city do you live in? Stirling.
123: Where were you born? Stirling.
124 Recliner or couch? You.
125: What two people do you miss talking to? Meh.
126: Who will you be with this weekend? My d*ck.
127: Parents names? Go die.
128: City or country? :|
129: Water or soda? :|
130: Was this a waste of your time? Please go f*ck yourself.